This used to be on a real website but they disabled it so here is the unofficial version.
1) Which of the three has more homosexual tendencies?
Bee, need I say more
PG: Puny Gayass
rather, it should be asked who has the lesser
Rob: big enough to offer luvin to both sexes
2) Who will graduate first?
Rob: Drexel will give anyone a diploma
Bee: don't even make me laugh
none of the above
PG: and he actually expects to one day teach?
3) Who will achieve their respective goals first: Bee running on water, Rob losing weight, PG getting with a white girl?
does time spent in an afterlife count?
Rob: ahh, the miracle of the tummy tuck
Bee: not if my fitty bones can help it
PG: hahahahahahah
4) Who would win in a one-on-one b-ball tourney?
Rob: cherry picking bitch ass
Bee: no one can block that high arching shot
no one: nobody would be able to score 10
PG: as long as Daawin doesn't show up he's money
5) Who will end up making more money one day?
equal: unemployment benefits are standard
Bee: there is a high demand for drifters nowadays
Rob: at least he works
PG: that PG charm could get him any raise
6) Who will travel the furthest distance to attend their HS reunion (indirect Simpson's reference)?
they'll be too embarrassed to show up anyway
Rob: there are no Fed Penitentiaries in MD
Bee: its a long walk from California
PG: his ass would have to sneak back in from HK
7) Who will get married first?
they'll all die lonely
PG: gay people can get married in Vermont and Hawaii
Bee: he'll marry the first girl that bangs him
Rob: he'll wed right before they both die of AID's
8) Who sweats "W" girls the most?
all the above
Bee: unlike PG, he doesn't concentrate on W boys
Rob: blonde hair is an automatic "8"
PG: its so obvious
9) Who is the worst Master of his Domain?
PG: at least since we worked out our trade
Rob: with his "cable" internet who could blame him
tied: they always circle jerk together
Bee: "checks email" so much that yahoo banned him
10) Who is the bigger manwhore?
tied: they only have sex together
Rob: he's Spanish for Christ's sake
Bee: he wishes
Penisless Geek: gets plenty of dick to compensate
answers:
1) PG
2) Rob
3) Rob
4) no one
5) equal
6) PG
7) Bee
8) Bee
9) trick question: PG and Bee
10) Rob