ATTENTION:
*Bugle Horn plays Taps* I must sadly inform everyone that despite popular demand I have canceled the Mile High Contest. Presently I am unable to fulfill the terms of the Contest myself due to time and financial restrictions, not to mention my inability to write the proper code for a working online form. However, fear not all you ladies out there who gave me their verbal commitment to try out. You will still be given an opportunity to audition for any future "contests" if you so desire.
I will leave this form on here for nostalgic reason even though it still doesn't work =(
Mile High Club Contest
I recently won 2 free tickets to fly anywhere in the Continental USA. I am currently accepting applications from women for the prestigious honor to join the Mile High Club with me.
While this contest largely started out as a joke after winning the tickets, due to popular demand I have decided to make this a legitimate offer. In that spirit please try to fill out the form even if you are unsure of your interest in this contest or happen to find this a completely chauvinistic and sexist pursuit.
For quality insurance purposes and to ensure an objective selection process I have decided to create the following form. While those living in close proximity to me are advantaged, all are encouraged to apply since geography will be but one variable in my calculus to select the best candidate.
Please fill out this application as honestly and accurately as possible. The winning applicant will be notified via email of the time and place that the "prize" will be collected.
Mile High application